TRICKY DID A MEME. SO THEN I DID A MEME. MKAY HERE WE GO.
1. Pick 6 characters in any order
2. Don't change the questions
3. Please don't look at the questions while picking characters, it's more fun if you don't!
4. Tag 2-5 people to do the meme (if you want)
5. Have fun!
PICK SIX CHARACTERS:
1. Happy Jack
6. Sidney Lye (Twisted Sid)1. Goyle (5) is deeply missing someone. Who is it and why are they so important?
Umm...maybe his parents or something? They were presumed dead after the world ended, so maybe he's feeling homesick.2. Who could make Happy Jack (1) do anything for them if they asked? (Does not have to be your OC)
Sally, hand's down. She's the ONLY one that could make him do anything. He'd do anything for his little sister. 3. Would Sidney (6) have the guts to kill Pie (2)? Explain your answer.
Surprisingly, no he wouldn't. Which is weird, since he's a murderous serial psychopath that likes carving out people's hearts. He wouldn't hurt Pie, though, because he'd never EVER hurt an animal (backwards, I know). And even if he could bring himself to harm an animal, Audrey would KILL HIM if he harmed a cat of all things.4. A science experiment goes terribly wrong and Happy Jack (1) gets 24 hours approximately left to live. What will he do?
Well hm. He'd probably comfort Sally and reassure her that everything will be okay. He would tell her that he will always be in her heart, stuff like that. They'd probably do everything one more time: bedtime stories, singing songs, parties, beating the shit out of captives, all their favorite games.5. Thaz's (3) birthday had come up and Tori (4) gave him a gift. But, turns out Thaz hates it. What will happen next?
He'd be really nice and polite, because Tori scares him a bit. And he has a big heart. It'd have to be some kind of holy artifact or something for him to REALLY not like it, but he'd still thank her and hang it on his wall. It's special because it's a present from a friend.6. What will Goyle (5) become when he grows up? Any achievements he is planning to achieve?
Um, not to die. He'll still be a big scary monster Smurf or whatever and his highest hopes is that he won't be a dead one. His friends sincerely hope the same.7. Sidney (6) going out shopping with Pie (2) and she offers to buy him something. What is it?
A pineapple? A washer dryer combo set painted in leopard print that fills with Kool-Aid instead of regular water? A fancy turtle-neck sweater with the arms chewed off? I dunno, Pie is rather unpredictable. It could be anything, really.8. Tori (4) is extremely close friends with Thaz (3); is anyone jealous?
Well of course they're close. She and the other Keepers are the only friends he's ever had. No one is jealous. That's silly. 9. Tori (4) and Happy Jack (1) are on a boat and Happy Jack decides to go swimming. Yet something caught him, and now he is starting to drown! Tori (4) is in the boat, but does she help him?
Oh god why are they on a boat. What the hell kinda conversation and series of events somehow led to that? Jeez, I dunno, yeah maybe she'd help, if she hadn't gotten him coaxed onto a boat to kill him in the first place. I mean, she murders murderers, and Happy Jack IS one, but...yeah I'm not sure. I'd have to ask Tori, I dunno. 10. Pie (2) and Goyle (5) are in the same room, with the lights off. Happy Jack (1) walks in. What is their reaction?
MADNESS. THIS IS MADNESS. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN I DON'T EVEN.
Okay, here's the best I can even explain these circumstances. Pie and Goyle were told to wait in a room, and the light started to bother Goyle's eyes so he was like, "Mind if I hit the lights?" and Pie was all, "You can haz dark!" And so they sat there in the dark, Pie singing all the way and Goyle just sitting there and somehow, Happy Jack heard all of this singing and decided to investigate because I guess they somehow are in Jack's factory for who knows why, this is madness. And when he peeks in to check, he sees a singing black cat and a giant winged Na'vi and he immediately shuts the door and leaves again, far more confused than he's ever been or will ever be again.11. Happy Jack (1) is on a hike with Goyle (5) and Goyle faints! What will Happy Jack do?
Oh look MORE MADNESS. WHY ARE THEY HIKING. HOW DID THIS.
Ya know what, okay. Fine. They're hiking. A big blue bat-devil man and a dead toy factory owner. Sure. They're out on their usual Tuesday afternoon hike. They do that every Tuesday. Right after Zumba class.
I guess Happy Jack would likely panic and kill him, thinking he was already dead when he fainted and attempting to finish the job. Then he'd drag him back to his factory and try to make him into a toy of some kind. An enormous, terrifying, childhood-ruining winged teddy bear kitty whatever.12. Movie night with Pie (2) and Thaz (3). Thaz (3) makes Pie (2) watch porn with them. Reactions?
Okay, let's just humor for a moment that Thaz actually WATCHES porn. Even if he did, Pie would have no idea what was going on and would probably sing through the whole movie, ruining any enjoyment to be otherwise had. But in reality, Thaz is asexual, and a demon. The closest thing Thaz has to porn is one of those on-demand hour long fireplace programs that they broadcast over the holidays. You know, where it's just unedited live-action footage of a log burning in the fireplace. And Pie would still sing all the way through. Except the experience wouldn't totally be ruined, because she'd probably be reminded of yuletide cheer and sing Christmas songs. 13. Would Sidney (6) repeat his life if they could? Why or why not?
Oh god no. He's been through a lot of hard shit. His parents were on hard crack cocaine when they gave him up for adoption, and his whole childhood and adolescence was spent in an orphanage getting beat up and spat on by the other kids. Then he was homeless for awhile, and that's when the voices started to really get him to do what he does. Audrey was pretty much the only positive experience he had in his life. If he had to relive it all again to keep her in his life, he'd do it. But that's the only situation in which he ever would.14. Who would get into trouble faster, Pie (2) or Tori (4)?
Ooh. Shit. Two black cats. Good question.
Pie usually gets her FRIENDS in some trouble, but she often inadvertently gets them out again. She doesn't really get into any trouble herself, though. She uses her kitten face and that typically does the trick. Tori, however, is actively doing things that warrant federal arrest or worse, and she ties herself in with shady crowds and nasty folks to get her kills. However, she has never been caught officially, and anyone who has caught her didn't make it much farther than that. She has a way of silencing. I think I'd go with Tori, though, because her master Thanatos will occasionally disapprove of the way she handled or tried to handle a situation. So in a parental sort of way, she gets in trouble every now and then.15. Happy Jack (1), I dare you to go find Goyle's (5) weak point.
"EVERYONE has a weak point, my dear! You just have to be willing to STAB enough times! And if at first you don't succeed, my dear dear children...TRY TRY AGAIN! WAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH~"16. Who's the party animal between Happy Jack (1), Thaz (3) and Tori (4)?
Oh Thaz. Definitely Thaz. Thaz can have a party anywhere. He loves spiking the wine at church. He's a fun-lovin' dude.17. Goyle (5) wakes up one morning with blood all over his face. Thaz (3) slept over and is no where to be found! Goyle goes down stairs and sees Thaz. What was the story? (Let Thaz explain.)
Thaz: "AH! Oh my god, PRICELESS. It totally worked!"
*Thaz points and giggles*
Goyle: "What the happened? What's going on?
*he stops for a moment, and sniffs a bit*
Goyle: "Is this...ketchup? Why is there ketchup on my face?"
Thaz: Put it in your hand, bro. Then I waited. Then I tickled your nose a bit. Then I ran down here because I'm pretty sure if you found all that out, you were going to hurt me."
*Goyle lunges at Thaz, they run out of the house and both take wing as Goyle chases Thaz off into the sky*18. Tori (4), from 1-10, how good looking would you rate yourself?
"As a human? Maybe a seven or eight. As a cat, a perfect ten. And as for my true form? Your worst nightmare."19. What's your favorite thing about the opposite gender, Goyle (5)?
"Nothing. I have no opposite gender. I'm like an earthworm. I don't have a gender and I don't have parts. My species has no reproductive organs that require a partner. You literally picked the only person on this damn list that can't answer this question."20. In your opinion, Sidney (6), what's the worst thing about the opposite gender?
"They can lie real good. They can deceive a lot. They like to say to you nice things and then say bad things when you aren't around. They are sometimes not very friendly but they act friendly like they like you but they may not even like you at all one bit. I don't care for people who are like this. But there can just as well be a man that acts that way too. Not just women. Not always women."21. Pie (2) calls Goyle (5) over for an "emergency". Goyle rushes over and Pie tells Goyle to entertain her. How does Goyle respond?
He would be pissed at first since he thought it was an actual emergency, but then Pie would probably mellow him out with that damn effective kitten face and he'd probably end up dangling string for her to play with for the next three hours.22. Is there anyone who you think about, Sidney (6), when you hear the word bed?
"Hmm. What's the Word Bed? I don't think I understand. Oh, maybe I can't hear it at all. Audrey says I'm ill and that I sometimes hear things that regular people don't hear. Maybe I don't hear things regular people CAN hear. Like the Word Bed. I'll ask Audrey next time. Anyway I've never heard of it I'm sorry."23. Sidney (6) would you marry your current significant other right now if they asked? If you don't have one, who from this meme would you marry right now?
"I will not marry anyone. I am dangerous. I cannot marry anyone. I would be too afraid. If I loved them very much, I would be too afraid to be around them. I keep telling this to Audrey but she isn't afraid. But Audrey and I are not in love. It is different. I've never been in love. Unless I felt the way I feel about Audrey, where I could never ever hurt them and the people in my head don't want their heart, I wouldn't marry them. It is too risky."24. The meme is over! All of you relieved or happy? (Don't forget to tag if you want to!)I
am freakin' relieved, this took forever and is insane. No tagging. If you wanna do it, go to TirckyFarnsic
and click on her link in her journal that leads to the blank meme. Thanks for reading, guys! Much love!