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Plans Over Lunch by BavarianZombieBoy Plans Over Lunch by BavarianZombieBoy
Victoria: Okay, so about why I needed to meet up with you...I'm seeing my client this afternoon and I have his measurements ready. Let's just say I'm going to need a plot by tonight at around 11:30pm. 

Mortimer: Iffat's when ya needit, luv, ffat's when you'll geddit. I'm up 'til all hours, I dunnever sleep. Jus give a knock an' I'll know issyu.

Victoria: I'm not all that worried about whether I'll wake you up or not. I'm worried if you'll have a "space" ready for me. Do you have a hole dug already?

Mortimer: Ffree of 'em, luv. All dug 'n ready foar anyffin' ya need geddin' ridduv.

Victoria: Excellent...and I'll need a fairly longer one, actually. He's almost six and a half feet and by the time we get to you, he may start getting...rather stiff, if you know what I'm staying.

Mortimer:  Doah worry, I ffink 'ell fit in one of 'em.

Victoria: Perfect. Pretty soon, Morty...there'll be one less pedophile walking the streets. Just how I like them.

Mortimer:  Undaground?

Victoria: Precisely.

Mortimer: ...So now that we've covered ffat...I'm geddin' a big, bloody sammich cuz I'm stahvin'. :meow:

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So let's pretend Halloween Promise thing never happened and these guys got to grow up and get jobs and either go or not go to college. Oh and also Tori is a serial killer defense attorney that meets her clients, finds out everything about their case, and then stages an enormous and intricately planned assassination of that very client just so she can get them off the streets herself. Sometimes even before they pay her. She don't give a damn. She's out for BLOOOOD. :dummy:

Oh and also her gay English best friend since elementary school and the only animal on Earth with a penis that she actually trusts just so happens to be a cemetery keeper and a grave digger. And he sort of kind of helps her dispose of bodies by letting her dump them in plots that are waiting to be filled. Then the bodies go in and after a little layer of dirt, the coffins are placed on top and NO ONE SUSPECTS A DANGASS THING. Bril.

Anyways so. Have a this. I should really start taking a look at my spare time and how I spend it. It's been nothing but drawring and retro Spyro games for the last week or so. C:





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firecatshadowof2012 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2014
Awwwwww I love you so. But Tori's a little paranoid. She says that your blowing her cover and future plans by letting the internet know. :D But I say don't worry about it. She cant be stopped. Besides no one would belive that such a well mannered defence attorney in a skirt could have the balls to take down such bad men.Huge Evil Grin Manic stab for Mollinda back stab Naruto Dancing  
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BavarianZombieBoy Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2014  Student Filmographer
Lol of course :XD:
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hatredofamber Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2014
Despite talking about offing a pedophile in a possibly gruesome manner the atmosphere of this picture is strangely cozy. I'm crazy, I know. So she represents serial killers only so she can kill them herself eh? Wow...and she doesn't even care if she pays her. If that's not a true vigilante I don't know what is. :la:

And Mortimer. Haha! Yet another one of your gay characters that I can stake romantic claim over. :lmao:
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BavarianZombieBoy Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2014  Student Filmographer
Lol yup. She's a true fighter for good. And bloodshed. Pretty much both of those things. :dummy:

So long as you're okay knowing that that character is pretty much a representation of me in ten years lol. :XD:
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hatredofamber Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2014
She's like a fusion of Batman and the Punisher. :P

Representation of you? Oh, you're gay Mont? :squee:
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BavarianZombieBoy Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2014  Student Filmographer
Pretty much, only she's a girl. :nod:

In so many words, I suppose. I'm actually asexual when it comes to my sexual activity (or in this case, lack thereof), but romantically so to speak, I'm attracted to men rather than women when I am attracted. No biggie. :shrug:
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hatredofamber Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2014
Ah. Sexually open people unite! :dummy:
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BavarianZombieBoy Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2014  Student Filmographer
Hey, it's a part o' life, ya know? :shrug: :XD:
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Chibicorgi Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I love how Mort's all chill about this. It's a nice contrast to Victoria's stoic-ness :D

Also: SCRUFF :la:
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BavarianZombieBoy Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2014  Student Filmographer
Thank you, glad you like. :meow:

Yeah I'm already a hairy bastard I can't imagine what my thirties will look like...Christ I'll be a damn yeti lol :XD:
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Chibicorgi Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh man XD But do you know how many viral videos you could do with stuff like that? Like, just strut around the woods randomly and suddenly all these 'bigfoot sightings' are in the local headlines.... YOU COULD CASH IN ON THAT ODO
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BavarianZombieBoy Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2014  Student Filmographer
Oh my god I could be on TV! :la:

:icontelevisionplz::iconsaysplz: "Wow, bigfoot is a lot shorter and fatter than I thought. And what a disastrous fashion taste!"
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Chibicorgi Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
EXACTLY! :dummy:

Then they could like, start up a reality show. Like What Not to Wear, but for bigfoot. WALK WALK FASHION BABY
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BavarianZombieBoy Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2014  Student Filmographer
LOL OH THE ENDORSEMENTS THAT WOULD FOLLOW~ I'd never work again! :dummy:
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Chibicorgi Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
YOU WOULD BECOME A CULTURAL ICON -- LIKE THE BURGER KING KING OR THE GEICO GECKO
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BavarianZombieBoy Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2014  Student Filmographer
OH GOOD CHRIST what a terrifying concept for the rest of the world. :XD:
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Shadowpsycho Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Can I help, Victoria, Mortimer? I want to help place pedophiles in the ground for their dirt nap!

I just keep thinking that here is dainty, lady-like Victoria and then there is giant, scruffy and utterly hugable Mortimer. I love how he seems to be amused that Tori is waving a pencil at him. Also, what HappyAggro says about everything else.
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BavarianZombieBoy Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014  Student Filmographer
I know, they look like two people that don't belong in the same state at the same time lol. :XD:

Tank yoo for your comment TayTay. And yes, you may help Tori...I'm sure she could use an extra pair of trusty knife-welding hands to help with any dismembering that may be going on (while the bloke is still alive, mind you). :meow:
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Shadowpsycho Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yay!! :excited:
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firecatshadowof2012 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2014
Of course you can help. The more trusted people on board the more amount of filth can be "forgiven":stab:  and "clensed" Hit it Witha Stick. :stab:  while taking a dirt nap. :braindead:  Oh yeah and of course slipped through the cracks in the law that most bad guys go through. Naruto Dancing 
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Shadowpsycho Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconplottingplz:
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firecatshadowof2012 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2014
 Emoticon: Evil Smile 
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Shadowpsycho Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I suddenly have this urge to say, "Excellent..." while petting a cat...
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firecatshadowof2012 Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2014
:XD: I can totally see that.
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HappyAggro Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014
Liking the poses, expressions, the hands (THE HANDS, they're realistically placed but the number of digits are cartoony, it's a nice juxtaposition)...nice attention to detail (Victoria's hair strangers, for Mortimer, the scruffier part of the facial hair and oh hey, arm hair!)
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BavarianZombieBoy Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014  Student Filmographer
Thanks! :thanks: I wanna go more detailed and add a bit of realism to my illustrations like these, so I'm working on that. Good to know I'm headed in the right direction. :meow: :dummy:
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HappyAggro Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014
Yeah, I noticed some of your more realistic stuff in the recent sketch stuff, it's REALLY good!
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BavarianZombieBoy Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014  Student Filmographer
Ooh tank yoo~ :iconohuplz:
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small-myth Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014
Awesome Heart - Free Heart - Free Heart - Free 
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BavarianZombieBoy Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014  Student Filmographer
Thank yoooo~ :meow:
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