Okay, so about why I needed to meet up with you...I'm seeing my client this afternoon and I have his measurements ready. Let's just say I'm going to need a plot by tonight at around 11:30pm.
Mortimer: Iffat's when ya needit, luv, ffat's when you'll geddit. I'm up 'til all hours, I dunnever sleep. Jus give a knock an' I'll know issyu.
Victoria: I'm not all that worried about whether I'll wake you up or not. I'm worried if you'll have a "space" ready for me. Do you have a hole dug already?
Mortimer: Ffree of 'em, luv. All dug 'n ready foar anyffin' ya need geddin' ridduv.
Victoria: Excellent...and I'll need a fairly longer one, actually. He's almost six and a half feet and by the time we get to you, he may start getting...rather stiff, if you know what I'm staying.
Mortimer: Doah worry, I ffink 'ell fit in one of 'em.
Victoria: Perfect. Pretty soon, Morty...there'll be one less pedophile walking the streets. Just how I like them.
...So now that we've covered ffat...I'm geddin' a big, bloody sammich cuz I'm stahvin'.
So let's pretend Halloween Promise thing never happened and these guys got to grow up and get jobs and either go or not go to college. Oh and also Tori is a serial killer defense attorney that meets her clients, finds out everything about their case, and then stages an enormous and intricately planned assassination of that very client just so she can get them off the streets herself. Sometimes even before they pay her. She don't give a damn. She's out for BLOOOOD.
Oh and also her gay English best friend since elementary school and the only animal on Earth with a penis that she actually trusts just so happens to be a cemetery keeper and a grave digger. And he sort of kind of helps her dispose of bodies by letting her dump them in plots that are waiting to be filled. Then the bodies go in and after a little layer of dirt, the coffins are placed on top and NO ONE SUSPECTS A DANGASS THING. Bril.
Anyways so. Have a this. I should really start taking a look at my spare time and how I spend it. It's been nothing but drawring and retro Spyro games for the last week or so. C:
(c) Characters, art and stuff belongs to meee.