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Plans Over Lunch by BavarianZombieBoy Plans Over Lunch by BavarianZombieBoy
Victoria: Okay, so about why I needed to meet up with you...I'm seeing my client this afternoon and I have his measurements ready. Let's just say I'm going to need a plot by tonight at around 11:30pm. 

Mortimer: Iffat's when ya needit, luv, ffat's when you'll geddit. I'm up 'til all hours, I dunnever sleep. Jus give a knock an' I'll know issyu.

Victoria: I'm not all that worried about whether I'll wake you up or not. I'm worried if you'll have a "space" ready for me. Do you have a hole dug already?

Mortimer: Ffree of 'em, luv. All dug 'n ready foar anyffin' ya need geddin' ridduv.

Victoria: Excellent...and I'll need a fairly longer one, actually. He's almost six and a half feet and by the time we get to you, he may start getting...rather stiff, if you know what I'm staying.

Mortimer:  Doah worry, I ffink 'ell fit in one of 'em.

Victoria: Perfect. Pretty soon, Morty...there'll be one less pedophile walking the streets. Just how I like them.

Mortimer:  Undaground?

Victoria: Precisely.

Mortimer: ...So now that we've covered ffat...I'm geddin' a big, bloody sammich cuz I'm stahvin'. :meow:

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So let's pretend Halloween Promise thing never happened and these guys got to grow up and get jobs and either go or not go to college. Oh and also Tori is a serial killer defense attorney that meets her clients, finds out everything about their case, and then stages an enormous and intricately planned assassination of that very client just so she can get them off the streets herself. Sometimes even before they pay her. She don't give a damn. She's out for BLOOOOD. :dummy:

Oh and also her gay English best friend since elementary school and the only animal on Earth with a penis that she actually trusts just so happens to be a cemetery keeper and a grave digger. And he sort of kind of helps her dispose of bodies by letting her dump them in plots that are waiting to be filled. Then the bodies go in and after a little layer of dirt, the coffins are placed on top and NO ONE SUSPECTS A DANGASS THING. Bril.

Anyways so. Have a this. I should really start taking a look at my spare time and how I spend it. It's been nothing but drawring and retro Spyro games for the last week or so. C:





(c) Characters, art and stuff belongs to meee. :D
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firecatshadowof2012 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2014
Awwwwww I love you so. But Tori's a little paranoid. She says that your blowing her cover and future plans by letting the internet know. :D But I say don't worry about it. She cant be stopped. Besides no one would belive that such a well mannered defence attorney in a skirt could have the balls to take down such bad men.Huge Evil Grin Manic stab for Mollinda back stab Naruto Dancing  
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BavarianZombieBoy Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2014  Student Filmographer
Lol of course :XD:
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hatredofamber Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2014
Despite talking about offing a pedophile in a possibly gruesome manner the atmosphere of this picture is strangely cozy. I'm crazy, I know. So she represents serial killers only so she can kill them herself eh? Wow...and she doesn't even care if she pays her. If that's not a true vigilante I don't know what is. :la:

And Mortimer. Haha! Yet another one of your gay characters that I can stake romantic claim over. :lmao:
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BavarianZombieBoy Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2014  Student Filmographer
Lol yup. She's a true fighter for good. And bloodshed. Pretty much both of those things. :dummy:

So long as you're okay knowing that that character is pretty much a representation of me in ten years lol. :XD:
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hatredofamber Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2014
She's like a fusion of Batman and the Punisher. :P

Representation of you? Oh, you're gay Mont? :squee:
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BavarianZombieBoy Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2014  Student Filmographer
Pretty much, only she's a girl. :nod:

In so many words, I suppose. I'm actually asexual when it comes to my sexual activity (or in this case, lack thereof), but romantically so to speak, I'm attracted to men rather than women when I am attracted. No biggie. :shrug:
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hatredofamber Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2014
Ah. Sexually open people unite! :dummy:
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BavarianZombieBoy Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2014  Student Filmographer
Hey, it's a part o' life, ya know? :shrug: :XD:
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Chibicorgi Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I love how Mort's all chill about this. It's a nice contrast to Victoria's stoic-ness :D

Also: SCRUFF :la:
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BavarianZombieBoy Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2014  Student Filmographer
Thank you, glad you like. :meow:

Yeah I'm already a hairy bastard I can't imagine what my thirties will look like...Christ I'll be a damn yeti lol :XD:
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